The Immodium Diet

Continuing the current fad for insane dietary practises, I feel that now is the time to revisit an idea I discussed with a friend, a couple of years ago. That is, the Immodium Diet. I have discovered from my own experiments that swallowing two immodium tablets has the effect of rendering one unable to undergo bowel movements for three days, to the hour. Rather than eating loads of steak and refusing to eat anything that would provide your body with the carbohydrate necessary for ordinary living, why not just clog yourself up so you never want to eat anything? Or maybe it'd just make you fat...