The Crem'

A discussion at work just prompted me to remember that I once tried to apply for a job to work the night shift at a crematorium. It's testament to the Job Centre (or Job Centre Plus, as they seem to have rebranded it now. Why did they do that?) that the night watchman's job was far and away the best thing they had to offer. Still, it would have been pretty cool to have actually done that job, just for wierdness' sake.